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Dad: So she's like 16 and he's out of college?
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Me: They're in love.
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Dad: Yeah but that's illegal.
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Me: So what...they're in love.
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Dad: They hooked up at a bar that she was illegally served at?
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Me: Love.
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Dad: And then he found out she was his student.
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Me: Love.
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Dad: And they still hooked up while he taught her class?
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Me: LOVE, OKAY.