extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk



birdnipple:

bad social habits i have

  • mumbling
  • not smiling
  • trailing off
  • crossing my arms
  • looking angry even though im not angry
  • the fact i cant even socialize
  • the fact im me


  • 2008: wow I was so stupid last year
  • 2009: wow I was so stupid last year
  • 2010: wow I was so stupid last year
  • 2011: wow I was so stupid last year
  • 2012: wow I was so stupid last year
  • 2013: wow I was so stupid last year
  • to be continued






xjeneefur:

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???



babyferaligator:

YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES



culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?



rsapberry:

the-fake-truth:

inbecillus:

an-idle-teen:

inbecillus:

I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else

I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship

I love food but I don’t want to get fat

I want money but dont want a job

look it’s my entire life in a post 



snapchatting:

i can’t believe some boys have the nerve to be hot around me